IT BEGINS

"Merkin Muffley" (merkinftw) 04/08/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: None

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I don't go around jackin' it on pine trees, so why do pine trees insist on jizzing on my car?

Brian Silvestro > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:17

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Not that Jag!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

yamahog > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:18

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maybe you should... establish dominance?

Merkin Muffley > yamahog 04/08/2014 at 15:19

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wouldn't work. They have more stiff wood than I do.

GeorgeyBoy > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:20

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Your Jag is a slut.

Merkin Muffley > GeorgeyBoy 04/08/2014 at 15:22

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it isn't just my Jag. The whole town is one big conifer bukkakke party right now.

GeorgeyBoy > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:24

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Kinky stuff

Jagvar > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:24

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Take it as a compliment.

yamahog > Merkin Muffley 04/08/2014 at 15:26

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Never stopped me!

Merkin Muffley > yamahog 04/08/2014 at 15:28

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > GeorgeyBoy 04/08/2014 at 15:30

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Imagine if it was an old BMW, then it would be really

Merkin Muffley > Jagvar 04/08/2014 at 15:31

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the Jaag may be wearing really sexy sheetmetal, but that doesn't mean it was asking for it.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 04/08/2014 at 15:32

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This thread is full of win.....and wood.